Slither around through these pages and you will learn how to use each script. You can read them online (at your own risk of course), or for the ultimate torture, download the free ZIP files.

If you dare to open the Crypt, these are the horrors that await !!

• BANNERMATIC Banner Ads System
• BBMATIC Web Bulletin Board
• HITMATIC Website Hit Counter & Statistics
• LINKMATIC Web Directory
• MAILMATIC 10-Second Survey & Mailing List Manager

There is No Technical Support for these scripts! WARNING! The Scriptkeeper is a Self-Taught Hacker: That means "axe" no questions and hear no lies! Requests for individual assistance will NOT be answered, but the Scriptkeeper will place a curse on the offender's first born!

Are you brain dead? Then see helpme.txt for help setting up CGI scripts on UNIX servers.. Changes to the scripts are eulogized in whatsnew.txt.

You will be very sorry if you don't visit the SCRIPTKEEPER's EMPORIUM! The Scriptkeeper has dug up the most popular Perl, CGI and Unix books and internet magazines, then blackmailed amazon.com and Mag Mall into selling them at the LOWEST PRICES!

Register to receive news by E-Mail of new scripts, upgrades and bug fixes by taking the 10-SECOND SURVEY. While bug reports are tasty and appreciated, technical support is not part of the deal here. Requests for individual assistance will not be answered, so don't try sneaking them into the survey either!

If you use any of these scripts on your website please display this slimy banner. The Scriptkeeper will come to visit in your nightmares if you don't.

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